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	<title>Comments on: I&#8217;m Forgetful, I&#8217;m Stupid, and I&#8217;m Old</title>
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		<title>By: Kathy</title>
		<link>http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2007/12/im-forgetful-im-stupid-and-im-old.html/comment-page-1#comment-6890</link>
		<dc:creator>Kathy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 09:58:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Contact Lenses Aussiegal -- Glad you liked the post! Trust me. I don&#039;t know anyone else who would forget an entire pizza, and the whole reason I went to the store in the first place. My problem is I&#039;m near-sighted, so the contacts don&#039;t help me when reading up close. I actually need reading glasses overtop my contacts. And, yes, I don&#039;t wear them on the weekends to give them a break.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Contact Lenses Aussiegal &#8212; Glad you liked the post! Trust me. I don&#8217;t know anyone else who would forget an entire pizza, and the whole reason I went to the store in the first place. My problem is I&#8217;m near-sighted, so the contacts don&#8217;t help me when reading up close. I actually need reading glasses overtop my contacts. And, yes, I don&#8217;t wear them on the weekends to give them a break.</p>
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		<title>By: Contact Lenses Aussiegal</title>
		<link>http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2007/12/im-forgetful-im-stupid-and-im-old.html/comment-page-1#comment-6769</link>
		<dc:creator>Contact Lenses Aussiegal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh Kathy you make me laugh! I feel like I could&#039;ve written this article from my own experiences (except for forgetting a pizza= that&#039;s a new one for me). As for the contact lenses I&#039;m surprised that they don&#039;t help with your reading. What type of lenses are you using? Or do you just not wear them on the weekends because you want to give your eyes a break and rock out the old spectacle look? Keep up the funny posts this one was great!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh Kathy you make me laugh! I feel like I could&#8217;ve written this article from my own experiences (except for forgetting a pizza= that&#8217;s a new one for me). As for the contact lenses I&#8217;m surprised that they don&#8217;t help with your reading. What type of lenses are you using? Or do you just not wear them on the weekends because you want to give your eyes a break and rock out the old spectacle look? Keep up the funny posts this one was great!</p>
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		<title>By: Kathy</title>
		<link>http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2007/12/im-forgetful-im-stupid-and-im-old.html/comment-page-1#comment-5862</link>
		<dc:creator>Kathy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:35:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>kathy -- I try :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>kathy &#8212; I try <img src='http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: kathy</title>
		<link>http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2007/12/im-forgetful-im-stupid-and-im-old.html/comment-page-1#comment-5833</link>
		<dc:creator>kathy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:06:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>your funny</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>your funny</p>
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		<title>By: Kathy Frederick</title>
		<link>http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2007/12/im-forgetful-im-stupid-and-im-old.html/comment-page-1#comment-1249</link>
		<dc:creator>Kathy Frederick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mike -- I love how you paint me a picture. I&#039;m seeing a very lonely cart in the lot and you driving your screaming baby home. It&#039;s very funny in my head. Love how you managed to keep that one to yourself for so long. Oh, and your &quot;Dawn until Dancing&quot; post is still with me today. The magic dust... Thinking of it gives me chills. What a GREAT story!
Merry Christmas to you!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mike &#8212; I love how you paint me a picture. I&#8217;m seeing a very lonely cart in the lot and you driving your screaming baby home. It&#8217;s very funny in my head. Love how you managed to keep that one to yourself for so long. Oh, and your &#8220;Dawn until Dancing&#8221; post is still with me today. The magic dust&#8230; Thinking of it gives me chills. What a GREAT story!<br />
Merry Christmas to you!</p>
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		<title>By: Mr. Grudge</title>
		<link>http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2007/12/im-forgetful-im-stupid-and-im-old.html/comment-page-1#comment-1246</link>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Grudge</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Kathy,
I think as we all lead busy lives we tend to relax in situations where we should be thinking, even at the pizza parlor. There is no excuse for some of the bone-headed things I have done over the years. When my daughter was an infant, I took her out shopping for the very first time...alone. After purchasing about $100 worth of diapers, baby wipes, formula, Balmex, and the like, I wheeled my baby girl in the shopping cart with our shopping bags to our car. When she started to cry, I got nervous, strapped her into her car seat and sped home to change her diaper. At home, I changed her and promptly realized that I left the entire shopping cart full of stuff in the parking lot at K-Mart. I raced back there with my daughter and found everything untouched. My wife did not find out what I did until I joked about it years later...last year in fact. She still wanted to kill me for being so careless. BTW, our daughter is in Jr. High School. Have a very Merry Christmas! -Mike.

&lt;em&gt;Mr. Grudge&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MrGrudge/~3/201969395/from-dawn-until-dancing.html&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;From Dawn until Dancing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Kathy,<br />
I think as we all lead busy lives we tend to relax in situations where we should be thinking, even at the pizza parlor. There is no excuse for some of the bone-headed things I have done over the years. When my daughter was an infant, I took her out shopping for the very first time&#8230;alone. After purchasing about $100 worth of diapers, baby wipes, formula, Balmex, and the like, I wheeled my baby girl in the shopping cart with our shopping bags to our car. When she started to cry, I got nervous, strapped her into her car seat and sped home to change her diaper. At home, I changed her and promptly realized that I left the entire shopping cart full of stuff in the parking lot at K-Mart. I raced back there with my daughter and found everything untouched. My wife did not find out what I did until I joked about it years later&#8230;last year in fact. She still wanted to kill me for being so careless. BTW, our daughter is in Jr. High School. Have a very Merry Christmas! -Mike.</p>
<p><em>Mr. Grudge&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MrGrudge/~3/201969395/from-dawn-until-dancing.html'>From Dawn until Dancing</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: Kathy Frederick</title>
		<link>http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2007/12/im-forgetful-im-stupid-and-im-old.html/comment-page-1#comment-1230</link>
		<dc:creator>Kathy Frederick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:03:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, Canucklehead! I had to read that twice. You know how slow I am. Funny, I&#039;ve never heard that expression before. I&#039;d say I&#039;ll remember it for the future, but you know that won&#039;t be happening. You know, the whole forgetful thing.

I may do this meme. It feels fun and I need that about now. Merry Christmas to you!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, Canucklehead! I had to read that twice. You know how slow I am. Funny, I&#8217;ve never heard that expression before. I&#8217;d say I&#8217;ll remember it for the future, but you know that won&#8217;t be happening. You know, the whole forgetful thing.</p>
<p>I may do this meme. It feels fun and I need that about now. Merry Christmas to you!</p>
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		<title>By: Canucklehead</title>
		<link>http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2007/12/im-forgetful-im-stupid-and-im-old.html/comment-page-1#comment-1227</link>
		<dc:creator>Canucklehead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know what they say, &quot;You&#039;re only as old as the person you feel.&quot; On an unrelated note, I don&#039;t know if you are down with the whole meme thing - but I&#039;ve tagged you with one on my site - participation is completely optional.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know what they say, &#8220;You&#8217;re only as old as the person you feel.&#8221; On an unrelated note, I don&#8217;t know if you are down with the whole meme thing &#8211; but I&#8217;ve tagged you with one on my site &#8211; participation is completely optional.</p>
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		<title>By: Kathy Frederick</title>
		<link>http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2007/12/im-forgetful-im-stupid-and-im-old.html/comment-page-1#comment-1218</link>
		<dc:creator>Kathy Frederick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:52:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cat -- Glad to make it hurt! I aim to inflict pain from laughter. It&#039;s a good thing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cat &#8212; Glad to make it hurt! I aim to inflict pain from laughter. It&#8217;s a good thing.</p>
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		<title>By: Cat</title>
		<link>http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2007/12/im-forgetful-im-stupid-and-im-old.html/comment-page-1#comment-1217</link>
		<dc:creator>Cat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:55:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am laughing so hard, it hurts. I needed a good laugh, so thanks for that. :)

&lt;em&gt;Cat&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://bowlofhours.com/words/?p=24&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;She’s Alive!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am laughing so hard, it hurts. I needed a good laugh, so thanks for that. <img src='http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><em>Cat&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://bowlofhours.com/words/?p=24'>She’s Alive!</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: Kathy Frederick</title>
		<link>http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2007/12/im-forgetful-im-stupid-and-im-old.html/comment-page-1#comment-1216</link>
		<dc:creator>Kathy Frederick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Paul -- Glad you liked it. There are plenty more stupid things I do, so be sure to come back!

@ lotus07 -- Ah, but would your ex-wife admit her stupidity in public? I think I have her beat there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Paul &#8212; Glad you liked it. There are plenty more stupid things I do, so be sure to come back!</p>
<p>@ lotus07 &#8212; Ah, but would your ex-wife admit her stupidity in public? I think I have her beat there.</p>
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		<title>By: lotus07</title>
		<link>http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2007/12/im-forgetful-im-stupid-and-im-old.html/comment-page-1#comment-1215</link>
		<dc:creator>lotus07</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Was I married to you once before....you sound suspiciously like my ex-wife.  (the bottle opener story is classic!)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was I married to you once before&#8230;.you sound suspiciously like my ex-wife.  (the bottle opener story is classic!)</p>
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		<title>By: Paul Sunstone</title>
		<link>http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2007/12/im-forgetful-im-stupid-and-im-old.html/comment-page-1#comment-1213</link>
		<dc:creator>Paul Sunstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 08:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That post was hilarious!

&lt;em&gt;Paul Sunstone&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://cafephilos.wordpress.com/2007/12/17/an-honest-woman/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;An Honest Woman&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That post was hilarious!</p>
<p><em>Paul Sunstone&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://cafephilos.wordpress.com/2007/12/17/an-honest-woman/'>An Honest Woman</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: Kathy Frederick</title>
		<link>http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2007/12/im-forgetful-im-stupid-and-im-old.html/comment-page-1#comment-1212</link>
		<dc:creator>Kathy Frederick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 17:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>JD -- I stand a chance if I have pictures with instructions. Our pal Jeff at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.viewfromthecloud.com&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;View From the Cloud&lt;/a&gt; recently wrote about installing bathroom fixtures from IKEA, where they don&#039;t use words in their instruction manuals. Um, I kinda need the words.

Are you serious about the glasses chains?!?! Don&#039;t tease me! I&#039;m really into them now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JD &#8212; I stand a chance if I have pictures with instructions. Our pal Jeff at <a href="http://www.viewfromthecloud.com">View From the Cloud</a> recently wrote about installing bathroom fixtures from IKEA, where they don&#8217;t use words in their instruction manuals. Um, I kinda need the words.</p>
<p>Are you serious about the glasses chains?!?! Don&#8217;t tease me! I&#8217;m really into them now.</p>
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		<title>By: JD at I Do Things</title>
		<link>http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2007/12/im-forgetful-im-stupid-and-im-old.html/comment-page-1#comment-1210</link>
		<dc:creator>JD at I Do Things</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 14:20:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Every time I read your post title, I want to add on &quot;...but gosh darn it, people like me!&quot; 

It&#039;s true!

&lt;em&gt;JD at I Do Things&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/idothings/~3/201221021/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;I Enjoy Holiday Music so you don’t have to&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every time I read your post title, I want to add on &#8220;&#8230;but gosh darn it, people like me!&#8221; </p>
<p>It&#8217;s true!</p>
<p><em>JD at I Do Things&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/idothings/~3/201221021/'>I Enjoy Holiday Music so you don’t have to</a></em></p>
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