Comments on: Excuse Me, but That’s Not a Table

By: Wade

Wade — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 22:25:05 +0000

The entire time I was reading all I could imagine was her pulling up a chair and kicking her feet up on exposed butt and turning on the television.
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By: I Got a Shot so you don’t have to at I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:10:20 +0000

[...] Ignore that nurse and keep your butt covered. Unless you’re Kathy. [...]

By: Kathy

Kathy — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 12:37:51 +0000

Didumeen -- Nope. I meant Nurse Rached from the movie One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, played by Louise Fletcher.

By: Didumeen

Didumeen — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 05:41:14 +0000

Ratchet?

By: Kathy

Kathy — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:05:24 +0000

A Doctor Excuse Man — That’s funny. I’d actually hate for my doctor to make jokes. I just want to get in and get out, you know? Like you, I want it to be all business. Is that too much to ask?

By: A Doctor Excuse Man

A Doctor Excuse Man — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:38:13 +0000

Ha. Its crazy how casual doctors can become after doing the same things over and over. Sometimes I feel they can get too casual.

My doc tried to make jokes.

I’d prefer if they’d be a bit more.. cold with the whole experience. Just makes it less awkward.

By: Kathy

Kathy — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 10:01:40 +0000

Larry Benson — Glad you got a kick out of it. I still worry about it happening again every time I go in for a shot. No tables since, thankfully!

By: Larry Benson

Larry Benson — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 05:58:49 +0000

My wife is a nurse and for the love of God I LMAO! I will have to pass this one on to her ASAP. Thanks for the comic relief and I hope my sweetheart doesn’t ever do this.

By: Kathy

Kathy — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 00:00:54 +0000

Lisa — I can laugh about it now. Then, not so much!

By: Lisa

Lisa — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:12:59 +0000

I laughed so hard about your "ass table." Hilarious! Lisa's last blog post..Happy 4th of July Freebies!

By: Kathy

Kathy — Tue, 20 May 2008 21:29:05 +0000

brooke — Everybody would! And I was no different! Pretty mortifying stuff.

By: brooke regans friend

brooke regans friend — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:40:10 +0000

i would be so embarrassed

By: Kathy

Kathy — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:31:13 +0000

Shieldmaiden96 — I’m sorry for your breakage and that you’re probably blacklisted at your doctor’s office. As for your other story, my God. That sounds like the most painful 3 minutes and 26 seconds ever experienced by a person who lived to tell about it. My hat goes off to you.

By: Shieldmaiden96

Shieldmaiden96 — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:22:10 +0000

The best part about the speculum thing was that the nurse practitioner said in a completely deadpan voice,”If you keep
breaking our sh*t we’re not going to let you back here.”

I never wrote about that, but I did write about this:

http://northernoutpostpa.blogspot.com/2005/09/leaving-well-enough-alone.html

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By: Kathy

Kathy — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:16:26 +0000

Amy — Ah, yes. The ‘ol Shelf Butt. You have a good friend to tell you when Shelf Butt is not camouflaged enough. At least you weren’t actually used as storage. Count your blessings.