Comments on: Excuse Me, but That’s Not a Table

By: I Got a Shot so you don’t have to at I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:10:20 +0000

[...] Ignore that nurse and keep your butt covered. Unless you’re Kathy. [...]

By: Kathy

Kathy — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 12:37:51 +0000

Didumeen -- Nope. I meant Nurse Rached from the movie One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, played by Louise Fletcher.

By: Didumeen

Didumeen — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 05:41:14 +0000

Ratchet?

By: Kathy

Kathy — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:05:24 +0000

A Doctor Excuse Man — That’s funny. I’d actually hate for my doctor to make jokes. I just want to get in and get out, you know? Like you, I want it to be all business. Is that too much to ask?

By: A Doctor Excuse Man

A Doctor Excuse Man — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:38:13 +0000

Ha. Its crazy how casual doctors can become after doing the same things over and over. Sometimes I feel they can get too casual.

My doc tried to make jokes.

I’d prefer if they’d be a bit more.. cold with the whole experience. Just makes it less awkward.

By: Kathy

Kathy — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 10:01:40 +0000

Larry Benson — Glad you got a kick out of it. I still worry about it happening again every time I go in for a shot. No tables since, thankfully!

By: Larry Benson

Larry Benson — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 05:58:49 +0000

My wife is a nurse and for the love of God I LMAO! I will have to pass this one on to her ASAP. Thanks for the comic relief and I hope my sweetheart doesn’t ever do this.

By: Kathy

Kathy — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 00:00:54 +0000

Lisa — I can laugh about it now. Then, not so much!

By: Lisa

Lisa — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:12:59 +0000

I laughed so hard about your "ass table." Hilarious! Lisa's last blog post..Happy 4th of July Freebies!

By: Kathy

Kathy — Tue, 20 May 2008 21:29:05 +0000

brooke — Everybody would! And I was no different! Pretty mortifying stuff.

By: brooke regans friend

brooke regans friend — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:40:10 +0000

i would be so embarrassed

By: Kathy

Kathy — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:31:13 +0000

Shieldmaiden96 — I’m sorry for your breakage and that you’re probably blacklisted at your doctor’s office. As for your other story, my God. That sounds like the most painful 3 minutes and 26 seconds ever experienced by a person who lived to tell about it. My hat goes off to you.

By: Shieldmaiden96

Shieldmaiden96 — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:22:10 +0000

The best part about the speculum thing was that the nurse practitioner said in a completely deadpan voice,”If you keep
breaking our sh*t we’re not going to let you back here.”

I never wrote about that, but I did write about this:

http://northernoutpostpa.blogspot.com/2005/09/leaving-well-enough-alone.html

Shieldmaiden96’s last blog post..I feel all Jane Austen-y!

By: Kathy

Kathy — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:16:26 +0000

Amy — Ah, yes. The ‘ol Shelf Butt. You have a good friend to tell you when Shelf Butt is not camouflaged enough. At least you weren’t actually used as storage. Count your blessings.

By: Amy

Amy — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 05:57:31 +0000

Being genetically predisposed to Shelf Butt Syndrome, I can understand a little.

I can’t allow my Shelf Butt to just go running around as an imposturous Ass Table. Thankfully, my friend tells me honestly how my butt looks in potential garments. While trying on a dress, I exaggerated a dance move to help inform her sensibilities. To which she replied “Eww. Stop that. Next time I’m using it for my coffee!”

But my friend didn’t actually PUT anything ON me. So sorry.

(And the dress is not a keeper).