Joe — Nope, and would that be a really tiny toaster?

Happy Hour Sue — That would have been my guess. Feel good about that.

TheSnackHound — No, but I had studied some VCR/DVR things beforehand and thought it’d be too easy.

Jenn — Good guess!

ethanator1088 — Everyone hates you.

Tess — Right, but too late.

Canucklehead — You weren’t alone. So I guess it wasn’t that easy!

Mike — Correct, but too late.

mp stewart — Yep, but too late.

Jeff — Prove it. Sure, next time I’ll cheat for you. Do you think anyone else will be mad?

Shieldmaiden96 — Correct. Yo. And for the love of God, how did you know it was the Swingline model 545???

Babs beetle — Yes, but a bit late to the party.

Steve — That’s OK. You were pretty fast, but you got beat anyway. Sorry!

April — Yes. For the record, I post these on some Wednesdays at Noon EST. So get in line then.

RedRaider — Nope, but good guess.

shadowsrider — Nope, but good guess. Shieldmaiden96 guessed the exact model, which kinda worried me.

carol at A Second Cup — Aw! I like that guess!

Susan — Hilarious! Yes, how did you know?

The Jillybean — Got that right. Keeps me laughing all day long!

Shieldmaiden96 — Freak.

brooke — Nope, but it made good sense. Hey, but you’re already a winner over at JD’s I Do Things blog, so good for you!

Regan — And you already had, what? Twelve guesses when I sent it to you ahead of time the other night?

absepa — Don’t worry. Lots of people can’t get them. There will be many, many more chances, so don’t lose hope!

Daisy the Curly Cat — I’m glad you are not allowed to use a stapler because I’m afraid you might use it on Harley when he’s pestering you.

Fancy — It does, but nope!

Vivienne — Yes, and if you could have guessed the exact model before Shieldmaiden did, you would have rec’d a magnet too. Did you get called nerd a lot? Or worse?

Chris (Casey) — Feasible, yes. Beam me up (to get away from the farts).

storybeader — Yeah, I felt like I had to eliminate “face” answers right off the bat. And no. Sorry!

pussreboots — The latch thing seems to be the next best guess. Good job, but sorry. You lost.

robert bourne — As God is my witness, you WILL get a magnet one of these days.

Lee — Well, it depends on how you do your stapling. It is upside down, no it’s not, yes it is….

ImitationAngel — Late, like mostly everyone else. Don’t feel bad.

Shinade — Hi!!!

Beamer — You scare me. But in a good way.

JD at I Do Things — I’m sorry Gus! Don’t be ascairt! Hey, when you get yourself a blog, you can have credits. Now get crackin’!

Ava — OK, so I don’t understand this button thing you’re talking about. I’m intrigued. You mean I can make my staples do different things? How did I not know this?

Alan — I love that it was a face. There’s a book out there that’s nothing but objects in the wild that have facial features. Sounds like something I should have thought of first. Dammit.

karen — Yes, I do indeed. Remember 8-track, too?

Donna — Yes, but you’re way late.

kara — This whole thing with the switch is interesting. I haven’t figured out how to mess with it, though. I need stapler training, apparently.

Jamie — Way to go! But you’re late to the game. Better luck next time.

Don — Yep. You’re in good company. Evidently this was too easy. Watch out next time. I’m making it as brutal as possible.

Gandalf and Grayson — I’m sorry. There’ll be many more chances, so keep your kitty thinking caps on!

Data Entry Services — It’s fun, isn’t it?

Dan Brantley — Sorry. Don’t mean to make your head spin. Oh, who am I kidding? Yes I do!

Jocelyn — Stapler butt! Perfect! You are right, just late.

April — I didn’t either. What’s that all about? A stapler’s supposed to be a really dumb item, not have all these fancy features.

BabaBooey — You wish you could see my belly button. It’s the only thing on my body I wouldn’t be embarrassed to publish. Don’t dare me, cuz you know I will.

Preston — Your comment made me chuckle. Said it in my head just like that nasty witch!

Canucklehead — Thanks for Swinglining by again.

meleah rebbecah — You weren’t alone. And p.s., I think I can spell your name now without looking! Yea for me!

JEANNE — I totally know what you mean. And thank God it does have a name or else a whole lotta people would have had to say what you said. Now that would have been fun.

Matt Oxley — But you’re correct! That counts for something. Just doesn’t get you a magnet.

Bruce — Nope, but that seems to be the 2nd most popular guess, so feel good about it.

brooke — Yes, I’ll get you your prize from JD’s blog. Not a problem.

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