Comments on: The Lady on the Bench http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html Fresh and delicious stories about anything that amuses me, confuses me, or makes me blow a gasket. Take a look around the drawer. Just leave everything where you found it. Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:06:32 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Kathy http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html/comment-page-2#comment-25808 Kathy Sat, 24 Jan 2009 23:33:26 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html#comment-25808 Angie James -- I'm sure the artist would be glad that you like the dork. You gave him much better treatment than I did! Angie James — I’m sure the artist would be glad that you like the dork. You gave him much better treatment than I did!

]]> By: Angie James http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html/comment-page-2#comment-25617 Angie James Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:40:12 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html#comment-25617 That's the funniest and the cutest thing I've seen. I like your stories of them. I think that guy isn't to bad. He seems very attentive and studious. That’s the funniest and the cutest thing I’ve seen. I like your stories of them. I think that guy isn’t to bad. He seems very attentive and studious.

]]> By: Kathy http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html/comment-page-2#comment-25490 Kathy Sun, 18 Jan 2009 11:54:21 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html#comment-25490 Airsoft -- There's something creepy about him, I think, because he's <i>too</i> realistic. I like my art slightly less literal :) Airsoft — There’s something creepy about him, I think, because he’s too realistic. I like my art slightly less literal :)

]]> By: Airsoft http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html/comment-page-2#comment-25450 Airsoft Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:01:38 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html#comment-25450 I'm sure if that statue could talk those would be accurate words. I don't know why she thinks the other guy is a creep, though. He seems alright. I’m sure if that statue could talk those would be accurate words. I don’t know why she thinks the other guy is a creep, though. He seems alright.

]]> By: Kathy http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html/comment-page-2#comment-25252 Kathy Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:39:23 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html#comment-25252 Chris Casey -- LOL. I would love to see a real-time conversation between them. Oh, what I've started! Vennorex -- Dorks <i>can</i> be cool, but it's a fine line. I think the book ruined his look. Sweepstakes Girl -- Yes, someone else mentioned that episode, too. I'm not sure I remember it. I sort of drifted away from CSI because I couldn't stomach the coroner's office scenes. I'm not that into realism. Chris Casey — LOL. I would love to see a real-time conversation between them. Oh, what I’ve started!

Vennorex — Dorks can be cool, but it’s a fine line. I think the book ruined his look.

Sweepstakes Girl — Yes, someone else mentioned that episode, too. I’m not sure I remember it. I sort of drifted away from CSI because I couldn’t stomach the coroner’s office scenes. I’m not that into realism.

]]> By: Sweepstakes Girl http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html/comment-page-2#comment-25189 Sweepstakes Girl Wed, 14 Jan 2009 17:22:14 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html#comment-25189 HAHA. These remind me of a CSI episode I saw recently where the killer left the bodies posed in public places. haha. HAHA. These remind me of a CSI episode I saw recently where the killer left the bodies posed in public places. haha.

]]> By: Vennorex http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html/comment-page-2#comment-25185 Vennorex Wed, 14 Jan 2009 13:16:33 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html#comment-25185 The dork looks cool:) The dork looks cool:)

]]> By: Chris Casey http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html/comment-page-2#comment-25168 Chris Casey Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:11:38 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html#comment-25168 kathy, I think you could move those two statues into a pose that would make it look like Dork was offering her a ride, and she would turn him down. I bet it would be a fun practical joke to have those two send notes to each other Dork Sign: "Want to take a ride?' Lady Sign, next Day: I'm waiting for the bus." Dork Sign, day after that: bus doesn't run on weekends." I think that would be funny, don't you? Lady Sign, day after that: "I'll wait" <abbr><em>Chris Casey’s last blog post..<a href="http://chriscaseystalesofterror.blogspot.com/2009/01/no-moneyno-honey-sunday-undie-story.html">No Money...No Honey A Sunday Undie Story</a></abbr></em> kathy, I think you could move those two statues into a pose that would make it look like Dork was offering her a ride, and she would turn him down.
I bet it would be a fun practical joke to have those two send notes to each other
Dork Sign: “Want to take a ride?’
Lady Sign, next Day: I’m waiting for the bus.”
Dork Sign, day after that: bus doesn’t run on weekends.”

I think that would be funny, don’t you?
Lady Sign, day after that: “I’ll wait”

Chris Casey’s last blog post..No Money…No Honey A Sunday Undie Story

]]> By: Kathy http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html/comment-page-2#comment-25167 Kathy Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:30:16 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html#comment-25167 survivor -- There are so many ways I could take this, but we'll just leave it be, K? Ferd -- There is a difference between a dork and a nerd. Nerds are brainiacs. Dorks are simply dorks. You <i>want</i> to be a nerd, if anything. We only mock dorks here, got it? Crazy Working Mom -- Glad you had a chuckle to start your day! Snowpeople -- I knew it! Statues and snowpeople have feelings, too, and a lot on their minds! melody -- Glad you liked it. I think the artist who made the woman should have also made a man for her. Then at least the woman would have had some protection from dork guy. Father Muskrat -- She is, but she could use some color. Any color. Even lipstick would help. Do you dare me to put some on her? kev -- Do dorks ever know they are dorks? God, now I'm feeling a little sorry for him. Alone in his dorkiness. Maybe it's not sad. Maybe it's a blessing that he doesn't know. Jonny's Mommy -- Unless your husband walks around reading a book and remotely unlocking his car, and wearing loafers, he's safe. He doesn't, right? survivor — There are so many ways I could take this, but we’ll just leave it be, K?

Ferd — There is a difference between a dork and a nerd. Nerds are brainiacs. Dorks are simply dorks. You want to be a nerd, if anything. We only mock dorks here, got it?

Crazy Working Mom — Glad you had a chuckle to start your day!

Snowpeople — I knew it! Statues and snowpeople have feelings, too, and a lot on their minds!

melody — Glad you liked it. I think the artist who made the woman should have also made a man for her. Then at least the woman would have had some protection from dork guy.

Father Muskrat — She is, but she could use some color. Any color. Even lipstick would help. Do you dare me to put some on her?

kev — Do dorks ever know they are dorks? God, now I’m feeling a little sorry for him. Alone in his dorkiness. Maybe it’s not sad. Maybe it’s a blessing that he doesn’t know.

Jonny’s Mommy — Unless your husband walks around reading a book and remotely unlocking his car, and wearing loafers, he’s safe. He doesn’t, right?

]]> By: Jonny's Mommy http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html/comment-page-2#comment-25164 Jonny's Mommy Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:05:12 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html#comment-25164 That dork is my husband, you horrible...oh wait. Never mind. Just reminds me of him. *snort* Hilarious catch. <abbr><em>Jonny's Mommy’s last blog post..<a href="http://www.boondockramblings.com/boondock_ramblings/2009/01/becoming-a-grandparent-softens-tough-guy.html">Becoming grandparent softens 'tough guy'</a></abbr></em> That dork is my husband, you horrible…oh wait. Never mind. Just reminds me of him. *snort*

Hilarious catch.

Jonny’s Mommy’s last blog post..Becoming grandparent softens ‘tough guy’

]]> By: kev http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html/comment-page-2#comment-25162 kev Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:28:07 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html#comment-25162 The dork looks way too happy. Does he possibly not realize he's a dork? Hmmmm. Isn't that always the way? The dorkiest people go about their dorky lives obliviously unaware of just how dorky they are. So sad. <abbr><em>kev’s last blog post..<a href="http://specialkindofstupid.com/2009/01/12/now-thats-what-i-call-a-segue/">Now That’s What I Call a Segue</a></abbr></em> The dork looks way too happy. Does he possibly not realize he’s a dork? Hmmmm. Isn’t that always the way? The dorkiest people go about their dorky lives obliviously unaware of just how dorky they are.

So sad.

kev’s last blog post..Now That’s What I Call a Segue

]]> By: Father Muskrat http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html/comment-page-2#comment-25161 Father Muskrat Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:05:02 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html#comment-25161 That woman is really pretty. I don't know what your problem is but, like, quit making fun of her! That woman is really pretty. I don’t know what your problem is but, like, quit making fun of her!

]]> By: melody http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html/comment-page-2#comment-25160 melody Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:53:10 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html#comment-25160 i love the piece you wrote on this, very entertaining. Maybe she should ask the dork to come by sit with her so she wont be lonely,lol. To the guy dont act such a dork or else she will never go out with you!hahhahahahahah <abbr><em>melody’s last blog post..<a href="http://www.lifemarriageandkids.com/2009/01/top-droppers.html">TOP DROPPERS</a></abbr></em> i love the piece you wrote on this, very entertaining. Maybe she should ask the dork to come by sit with her so she wont be lonely,lol. To the guy dont act such a dork or else she will never go out with you!hahhahahahahah

melody’s last blog post..TOP DROPPERS

]]> By: Snowpeople http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html/comment-page-2#comment-25156 Snowpeople Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:19:34 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html#comment-25156 We know EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL. See, this is the start of something phenomenal. This blog-olougue is really a great idea for conflict resolution. We have been us minunderstood for so long now. We are happy to see your kind empathize with us! For your empathy, we thank you. <abbr><em>Snowpeople’s last blog post..<a href="http://wearethesnowpeople.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-not-to-wear.html">What NOT To Wear</a></abbr></em> We know EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.

See, this is the start of something phenomenal. This blog-olougue is really a great idea for conflict resolution. We have been us minunderstood for so long now. We are happy to see your kind empathize with us!

For your empathy, we thank you.

Snowpeople’s last blog post..What NOT To Wear

]]> By: CrAzY Working Mom http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html/comment-page-2#comment-25148 CrAzY Working Mom Tue, 13 Jan 2009 11:57:49 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2009/01/the-lady-on-the-bench.html#comment-25148 This post made me LOL. Thanks for the laugh with my morning coffee and the EC advert. :) <abbr><em>CrAzY Working Mom’s last blog post..<a href="http://tishblack.blogspot.com/2009/01/manic-monday-sale.html">Manic Monday - Sale</a></abbr></em> This post made me LOL. Thanks for the laugh with my morning coffee and the EC advert. :)

CrAzY Working Mom’s last blog post..Manic Monday – Sale

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