Cheeseburgers and Harvard
Bizarre, contests May 3rd, 2009
Pssst! I have a secret. I’ve discovered a quirky, little-known game that’s played every year at Harvard commencement. It’s a game anyone can enter. All you have to do is show up and buy a ticket to get in.
Here’s how you play:
1. Show up within one hour of the ceremony. If you check-in between 11AM and Noon, it costs you $20 to get in. If you show up later, you have to pay $50. But half of that goes to financial aid fundraising, so it’s still worth it.
2. The neat thing is you can get part or all of your entrance fee back by looking for randomly-placed graduates eating cheeseburgers in their seats.
3. The game is played by taking pictures surreptitiously of up to three people eating cheeseburgers and presenting your photos to an appointed judge. Any picture showing a graduate who spots you taking the picture doesn’t count.
Each valid picture is worth a certain dollar amount off the price of admission. For example, if you have one cheeseburger picture, it’s worth $5 off. If you have two, you get $10 off. If you achieve the trifecta of cheeseburger picture-taking, it’s worth $20 off.
You can see that if you arrive between 11AM and Noon, and paid only twenty dollars to get in, you can possibly get a refund on your entire ticket price!
Aside from the chance to earn back your entrance fee, the photo judged the best is signed by the university president and gets displayed outside her office for a week. And you get monster bragging rights!
Do you believe me? You shouldn’t, because this is just one more bizarre dream I’ve had in a long line of dreams I tend to have as a result of seeing or hearing things before my head hits the pillow.
How this dream came to be:
1. I watched a show on the Travel Channel called Extreme Pig Outs, wherein some pub makes a 15lb. (6.8kg) cheeseburger and if anyone manages to eat it, they get their name on a plaque and eat free at the establishment for the rest of their lives.
2. I fell asleep watching an episode of Gilmore Girls, wherein daughter Rory announces she wants to go to Harvard.
3. I watched the Kentucky Derby, wherein longshot Mine That Bird stole the race at 50-1 odds and paid $103.20 on a two dollar bet. A trifecta win paid a whopping $41,500.60.
It’s possible my next post will be about me writing a post about a dream I had that led to writing a post. Or maybe after reading this, you will.
Stumble it!








May 3rd, 2009 at 8:33 am
at least your way would hwlp pass the time for the boring speaches while waiting for the real reason of going…seeing a loved one walk. Do they still walk the stage at Harvard? I heard some schools just announce to the room at large and present the graduating class in mass. I don’t like that at all.
BTW: I am First!!
May 3rd, 2009 at 8:44 am
I think you need to write a letter to Harvard, proposing this Cheeseburger Day Photography Contest thingie. I’m serious! Either that, or see a psychiatrist immediately. Whichever you choose, I’m now hungry for cheeseburgers. And I bet I don’t even get a prize for eating several.
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May 3rd, 2009 at 9:50 am
Gotta say that is a bitchin’ idea for a real game at Harvard, a short story or a dream. It’s a win-win no matter how you look at that.
Way to go! And booyah!
May 3rd, 2009 at 10:03 am
Fascinating. I’ve found I put stuff together in my dreams too. Last night I dreamed several neighbors were having a cookout, and even though it was pouring rain (it rained most of the day yesterday), they wanted to eat, but none of them brought enough food, so they were eating all my family’s veggie burgers and stealing food from each other. I finally took my burgers off a lady’s plate, telling her she wouldn’t like them since they were veggie and had soy cheese on them, and she almost grabbed them back.
I’d considered having a cookout recently. Perhaps this is a sign not to.
Very cool blog!
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May 3rd, 2009 at 10:10 am
Did someone say cheezburger? YUM!
We thought the Kentucky Derby this year was thrilling. Hooray for Mine That Bird!
ps: Here’s a link to the Wendy song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCEUOfiZsnA
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May 3rd, 2009 at 10:14 am
Wow, you really had me going with that cheeseburger game. It’s awesome when you can figure out each part of your dream… I rarely even remember what I dream about. But it sounds like a tradition that needs to become reality.
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May 3rd, 2009 at 10:44 am
I am so disappointed that it was only a dream. Somebody needs to start this contest, I tell ya.
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May 3rd, 2009 at 10:51 am
I wish I had that kind of control over my dreams. I’d watch a women’s basketball then a cooking show where they only used syrup, and I’d fall asleep watching a little late night Cinemax. If I start making weird noises or twitching uncontrollably, do NOT wake me up.
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May 3rd, 2009 at 11:22 am
I’ve seen the pig out show and the Kentucky Derby. I’m glad I didn’t watch Gilmore Girls.
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May 3rd, 2009 at 11:42 am
I believed you. Well you could tell me anything and I would believe you! Am I just gullible, or do you come across as being totally honest? Still it’s a good idea, and I want a cheeseburger now.
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May 3rd, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Aw, you got my hopes up. I really wanted this to be a game!
You know what? We should MAKE it a game.
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May 3rd, 2009 at 1:00 pm
i was all ready to book my trip to harvard! but no…now i will have to count my husband’s gray whiskers instead.
)
puglette
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May 3rd, 2009 at 2:08 pm
mmmm… cheeseburgers…
May 3rd, 2009 at 2:21 pm
I’m impressed! My dreams don’t make that much sense. I started to say they don’t have that much detail, but upon further reflection realized that wasn’t true. The other night, I dreamed I was being rocketed into outer space. Keep in mind I’m afraid of heights.
Oh yeah, check the reply section of my blog for more on the bellybutton thing.
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May 3rd, 2009 at 3:06 pm
rattln’ along — Seriously. Matt Lauer is their commencement speaker this year? No idea if they walk. I should hope so. All that work and money, give it to them!
JD at I Do Things — I should. Harvard does some pretty weird things already. After considering the 15lb cheeseburger, I doubt I could eat one, but I wouldn’t put it past me to eat a 5 pounder. Mmmmmm….
Cardiogirl — I think so, too. If you ever hear about it for reals, remember you heard it here first.
Shakespeare — Ah, so I’m not the only one to have food dreams! Hilarious. If you have that cookout, hang a big sign “Invitation Only.”
Daisy the Curly Cat — I thought it was an awesome race. I blasted the TV so that I felt like I was right there at the track. What an amazing finish! He was the little horse that could. Thanks for the Wendy link. I can’t believe I never heard it before.
Bryan — I don’t often remember my dreams, but this one felt like a book when I got up. I loved how so many pieces of my day fell so nicely into place.
Phyl — No kidding. It’s just crazy enough to work. But how to we find willing participants to risk dribbling burger grease on their gowns?
Douglas — LMAO.
Joe — I think my most favorite pig out food shown was the stack of five-pound pancakes. A carb-lover’s dream right there!
Babs Beetle — Nobody beats me in the gullible department. Dave once told me we passed Bob Marley in an airport a few years ago and I believed him. Didn’t even know he was dead.
Regan — It does sound almost doable, doesn’t it? But then there’s that pesky part about driving 300 miles to Harvard.
Puglette — Cambridge is quite a nice place to visit. Walking through campus on a trip once, I thought maybe I’d pick up a few IQ points just breathing the air. No such luck.
Nooter — Fry ‘em up, baby!
Lee — My dreams typically don’t make sense, and frankly, I’m surprised I remember this much about this one. Outer space? Meh, what’s outer space got that Earth doesn’t have? I’m off to read about your bellybutton (no stranger words have ever been written).
May 3rd, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Congratulations, you just broke my brain with this remarkable, yet disappointingly false game idea.
If you excuse me, I’m going to walk outside, take a picture of my neighbors cookout, and leave my camera under the pillow in hopes the cheeseburger fairy comes to visit.
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May 3rd, 2009 at 3:43 pm
I’ll end this week’s commenting with a comment I made earlier in the week similar to this one: does your medical insurance cover psychiatric evaluations? I hope so.
…Hey, two weeks away before you and Jenn come to visit The Wife, Seamus and me.
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May 3rd, 2009 at 3:49 pm
I was sold on the idea – you have very plausible dreams. And now I want a cheeseburger.
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May 3rd, 2009 at 4:25 pm
your dreams are crazy! and now I just want a cheeseburger!
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May 3rd, 2009 at 6:06 pm
I was busy thinking that this sounds fishy since I didn’t see any of that going on when I went to my god-son’s graduation from Havard. Julia Child getting an honorary degree, that I saw – secret cheeseburgers not so much.
Cheers.
May 3rd, 2009 at 7:41 pm
In my most recent recurring dream, I am running around behind Bowling machines naked, and nobody seems to mind, even if one of my dogs, Lucy, is barking the entire time and wagging her tail happily.
Naked Bowling alley dreams.
How freakin’ weird is that? and oh yeah, the cast of “The Big Valley” rented a lane next to the cast from “Bonanza” Man, I need help!
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May 3rd, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Knowing some of the things Harvard students do I really thought what you were explaining was true. Duh…
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May 3rd, 2009 at 8:19 pm
You had me wondering there at first! Usually I don’t remember enough of my dreams to put anything together.
May 3rd, 2009 at 9:16 pm
That’s funny…
I saw Extreme Pigouts, Gilmore Girls and the Kentucky Derby, and I dreamed of Rory on a horse as Lady Godiva covered modestly by strategically placed cheeseburgers.
; )
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May 3rd, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Glad I’m not the only one that’s losing it.
My dreams prove my ever-deepening insanity to me every night.
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May 4th, 2009 at 1:37 am
I once fell asleep watching the History Channel and dreamed that Abe Lincoln and I were going to war and all of my friends were part of the Confederacy and were trying to kill us. I still don’t know why we weren’t on the same side. Maybe my subconscious is trying to tell me something.
And yes I am a LURKER..
May 4th, 2009 at 3:07 am
Neat idea. Sounds more like an MIT thing, though.
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May 4th, 2009 at 4:56 am
I soo believed this while reading it, your crazy but fun in that way…. i cant wait for more fun stuff you will be writing.
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May 4th, 2009 at 5:11 am
The Kentucky Derby was fun! My pick came in 12th, as I recall.
Although not at Harvard, one of my nephews had his MBA Hooding Ceremony Friday night in Boston! Of course, I have no emailed photos from my sister yet, so perhaps that is just a dream!
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May 4th, 2009 at 5:23 am
C.B. Jones — Sorry! I just wish all my dreams would produce decently engaging stories. I have that book to write, you know.
unfinishedrambler — I knew that was coming! I’m starting to work out the details of my trip, most notably trying to find Habbersett’s scrapple for ya. I don’t think Kim will let me in the door without it.
Donalyn — Normally I don’t, so this one’s a keeper! Sorry about the cheeseburger craving. You aren’t the only one.
meleah rebeccah — The ones I can remember, at least.
David — Ruh-roh. I wondered if anyone had actually been to a Harvard commencement. Did they at least bounce a beach ball around? Or is Harvard too reserved for that?
Chris Casey — No bowling dream is complete unless you’re naked. Watch out for the uncoordinated bowlers!
grannyann — I gave it a 50/50 chance of being believed. They do do weird things, which makes sense to me given how much those students hurt their brains the previous four years. They gotta let loose somehow.
Sherry at EX Marks the Spot — I don’t either. Typically it’s only a vague recollection of part of a dream, not an entire movie treatment.
Ferd — Har! Good one.
John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer — Write about them, will ya? I’m intrigued by the randomness of dreams. Nothing like waking up chuckling.
Phunnieone — That’s very cool. Falling asleep to the History Channel can be dangerous. I once had a very upsetting dream I went down with the Titanic. Woke up crying and couldn’t fall back asleep for hours. Thanks for coming out of hiding.
Cromley — You’re right! They’re a creative bunch. Insane, but creative.
navin — Thanks. Glad you enjoyed my slip from reality.
Barb WillThink4Wine — I must have watched a replay of the race 5 or 6 times. Stunning! Watch for the pictures. And the cheeseburgers, too!
May 4th, 2009 at 5:34 am
I can’t remember my dreams from last night. They’re right there at the tip of my brain but, nope, can’t remember.
Wonder if eating a cheeseburger before bed would help next time?
May 4th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Still, I think you should pitch it to Harvard. They’d probably go for it. No? Maybe not. . . too much Gilmore Girls will rot your brain anyhow. I never watch them (*says the girl with all seven seasons on DVD).
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May 4th, 2009 at 9:06 am
No doubt, that is the strangest dream I have ever heard. But, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone carries this out.
May 4th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Hahahahaha! “Dave once told me we passed Bob Marley in an airport a few years ago and I believed him. Didn’t even know he was dead.”
Now I believe I could be fooled in exactly the same way. Maybe not Bob Marley, but certainly many others
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May 4th, 2009 at 9:59 am
Well, I sort of automatically KNOW not to believe parts of the things you tell us, unless there is actual plastic-bag-in-a-tree footage or somethin’.
It’s remarkable, I think, though how close our dreams are to legit humor blog posts.
And mmmm… burgers….
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May 4th, 2009 at 10:59 am
hi Kathy,
I think you need to get more sleep.
Seriously though, your dreams are much more interesting than mine. I need to try a bit more channel surfing tonight before going to bed. ~ Steve, the sleeps-like-a-rock trade show guru
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May 4th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
I first read your post ‘Cooking Broccoli the Slow Way’ and after the laughter faded, made my way to your main page. I’ve not been lurking more than a few hours or so
but this is one entertaining site you’ve got going here. Where have you been? Or where have I been? Great posts.
May 4th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
This makes me hungry. Sounds like a fun game to play during an otherwise boring graduation.
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May 4th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
ROFL I thought it was real until “monster bragging rights”!
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May 5th, 2009 at 5:08 am
Musingwoman — I haven’t remembered a dream since this one, so you’re not alone. It’ll be months before I remember another.
Lisa — My sister loaned me her DVDs from the first few seasons and I got addicted. I occasionally find it on the Soap network (I think). Fun little show.
Momo — And I’m convinced the randomly placed grads could easily hide their cheeseburgers under their gowns until the appointed time. It’s totally doable.
Babs Beetle — That’s just one of my gullible moments I’m willing to share. There are others, as you can probably guess.
Jenn Thorson — I’m busted! I liked how that dream followed an actual storyline. Typically, my dreams are screwed up in the worst way and have no logic at all.
Sleeps Like a Rock Trade Show Guru Steve — Yes, channel surfing right before sleep will help (or hurt, depending on what you’re surfing).
TheElementary — Oh, I’m so glad you found me and like the blog! Good to have new visitors stumbling through. With, what? 20 million blogs out there, it’s a wonder we find each other at all.
melissa — My next blog post can’t be about food. I appear to be making everyone hungry.
Jeanie — What? It wasn’t graduates eating cheeseburgers during the ceremony?
May 5th, 2009 at 8:00 am
Bonkers! Great idea though.
I often dream I’m in front of my computer, agonizing over a post and suffering writer’s block. Yep, dreams often come true!
May 5th, 2009 at 8:30 am
Do they listen to Cheeseburger in Paradise while they eat the Cheeseburger?
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May 5th, 2009 at 9:22 am
great idea – dream post
I just had a dream of having a new house – coming home – and someone had filled it with snakes – “snakes on a rug”?
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May 5th, 2009 at 10:06 am
That is weird. Try falling asleep with the TV on HSN. What terrible dreams!!!
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May 5th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
I don’t feel so odd for having a dream, last night, about Jillian from The Biggest Loser, yelling at me to make post after post on my blog. It was horrible but this morning I got up and produced three off the bat without even thinking about it.
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May 5th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Hey, you could problem start that game at Harvard. Some frat group would love to do it. Sounds so neat. Aren’t we glad dreams are only Fiction,lol
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May 5th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
If this were a real game I’d do it just to get funny photos of people stuffing their faces with burgers.
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May 6th, 2009 at 5:15 am
Tiggy — Well, I’m agonizing right now. Fully awake and nothing to write!
TheSnackHound — They can!
lisleman — Ewwww. Bugs and snakes are the worst. I’m guessing your subconscious woke you up pretty quickly.
LaTonya — And make sure your credit card is in another room.
Jen — Why can’t that happen to me?!?! I need some inspiration.
Auntie E — I don’t doubt it. I’m guessing there are crazier games frat boys have thought up.
jack — I would, too. And the pictures would make nice conversation pieces.
May 6th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Tsk. Tsk. One would hope that a school that prides itself on intellect would know to make them BACON cheeseburgers. For shame!
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May 6th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
I got the flu the day after my commncement – true story, but it was not special flu.
May 7th, 2009 at 8:43 am
AT least that particular dream makes sense, sorta.
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May 7th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Awe, you really had me on that one. Of course, that’s not saying much because I am one of the easiest targets you’ll ever come across. When I was in boy scouts, I remember spending half a day on my first camping trip looking for a left-handed wind director for the campfire. No lie. I’m that easy to fool.
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May 7th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
I wish I had come here after lunch. As it is I have been in a carnivorous, junk food frenzy all week. Yesterday it was a roast beef dip sandwich steeped in horseradish with a side of French fries dipped in mayo. The day before it was an authentic Italian meatball sandwich –toasted, melted cheese, HOT sauce and big meatballs (with a side of fries dipped in mayo.)
Today I was going to break this pattern. Now, I am not so sure …
Viveca
P.S. Hope no one is secretly taking photos of me pigging out – I mean “eating.”
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May 8th, 2009 at 8:35 am
We had two college graduations in 3 years so I can clearly see this game. I loved the kid with “HIRE ME” written on the top of his cap.
February 18th, 2010 at 9:24 am
i love cheeseburgers! nuff said!
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