How to Make Nipple Cupcakes
food, Stupid things I do November 8th, 2009Doesn’t everyone want nipple cupcakes? I mean, come on. They’re awesome.
Step 1: Pour too much cake batter in the cups. No, not bra cups, silly. Cupcake cups!
Step 2: Don’t shake down the batter like apparently you’re supposed to do.
Step 3: Bake at 350 degrees for 15 minutes.
Viola!
Nipplicious cupcakes!
Step 4: Pile icing high, high, high and no one will notice!
Good grief. I can’t even make a normal cupcake. Don’t even try to help me. There is no helping me. But I’ll take pity. Pity’s good.
Stumble it!
November 10th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Well, they look mighty tasty to me no matter what the shape. Nice bright frosting too! I give you a B+
Di
The Blue Ridge Gal
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November 10th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Nipples or not I think they look totally yummy and I L-O-V-E the icing colors – too cute!
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November 10th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Kim — “Nipply cupcakes” has a nice ring to it. I would never try my hand at a pie. It wouldn’t even remotely look like one, even if I used store-bought crust. You have my admiration.
Your Daily Cute — Now I know what to bring to parties! I think I need to add a little something on the top to really be authentic. Got any ideas?
Elisha — Me too. Or, I’ll find the one thing I do well and make it over and over again. My signature dessert is chocolate covered strawberries. Look pretty and hard to make but they’re not. I like the swirly colors too.
Linda — Nope. All gone! Sorry!
BK — Almost too pretty to eat. For five minutes. Then, nom!
ann — For more “adult products, see Redhead Ranting’s Sex Toy Party. Caution: May not be safe for work.
Dorothy Stahlnecker — Make sure you do the swirly icing too! And try to find the “neon” food coloring. That’s how I got those pastel colors.
Lauren — Got that right.
Di — I love the frosting, too. The swirl is my new technique. So long single colored icing!
The Bee — Yeah, covered in icing. Without, not so great.
November 10th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
That’s the beauty of baking anything that will be frosted–it covers a multitude of sins. I’m sure your nipple cupcakes were scrumptious, and the swirled icing looks very fancy.
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November 10th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
I’ll never look at a nipply woman in the cold again without thinking.. Yummm cupcakes.
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November 10th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Wow it’s been so long since I’ve eaten a cupcake. But those actually look pretty and yummy. Can’t think about food too much though or else I’ll get off of my diet.
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November 10th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Hehe, your cupcakes have nu-nus.
You should have totally bought some of those clearance pumpkin shaped candy corn thingies and gone full-booby.
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November 11th, 2009 at 4:50 am
I love the icing colors you used on them nipple cupcakes 🙂
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November 11th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Well, I tried following your instructions step by step, because I was so happy to finally see a recipe that matches my baking abilities, but for some weird reason my cupcakes didn’t turn out like yours!!
I’ll try it one more time, hopefully this time it will work 🙂
November 11th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Ahahaha! Yes, well, if those are nipples, does that make the icing a bra?
I’m just glad you didn’t “decorate” them any further. They do look delicious!
And Jeff, I had to LOL at that one!
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November 11th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
they look yummy to me…
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November 11th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
You are hilarious. There’s an award waiting for you at my place. Hope you’ll stop by to pick it up!
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November 11th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Hey Kathy, can you use these cupcakes to pad your bra???
~(@)u(@)~
… without the icing, of course….
Maitri, just wondrin’…
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November 11th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Stopped by and laughed again at the title.
About what to add on top of the nipples for parties… a nice, edible silver ball thing (like a piercing)? Hah! They’d be a hit.
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November 11th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
The end result looks great! Very pretty with the pastel-y frosting. I would not object to having some sent my way! Mmmm… cupcakes.
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November 11th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
My husband would have loved these. He’s a boob man. Is there another kind?
Oh right. Well…he’s a boob man.
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November 12th, 2009 at 12:29 am
Your icing match your nipples (I meant, cupcakes!) 😉
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November 12th, 2009 at 6:09 am
absepa — Most sins. Hump in the middle? Not so sure. I do love the swirly icing, though! I made more last night. All swirlies this time!
Gatekeeper — Just don’t tell her that.
Eren Mckay — Sorry about your diet. Can’t you make room for one little cupcake?
Tracy — “nu nus” Oh, that’s funny. Haven’t heard that term in a hundred years. I’ve gotta remember the candy corn next time. Perfect!
Vera — Me too. I made more last night to take to work, and they all got the swirly treatment.
??? — You have to really be an inept slob for this. Try harder. Or try less.
Maureen — In a way, yes. A tiny, color-filled bra that Victoria’s Secret should make now. Just remember it was my idea.
staciesmadness — Look AND tasted yummy!
SuziCate — Thank you!
Maitri — Luckily for me I don’t need padding, but I do quite like the idea of stowing food in my bra for whenever i need it.
Your Daily Cute — Some have suggested a raisin. I have to say it’s got the right texture.
erin — I love the pastel colors and the ones I did swirly-like. I made more last night and they all got the swirly treatment.
Lisa at Boondocks Rambling — My husband’s a leg man. Too bad I don’t have great legs for him to look at. But I do have great ….
stinkypaw — Har!
November 12th, 2009 at 6:19 am
LOL. you know I think I will take 40 dozen, they will not go to waste here. they do double D as a pacifier right?
they look yummy but i’m not sure i can eat them, with my eyes open. nipple cupcakes. LOLOLOL.
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November 12th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Why would you “pile icing high, high, high” so no one would notices? Ever checked those ‘exotic cake’ sales? You’ve got a goldmine on your hands! 😀
Off to print this for my wife LOL.
Brett.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
You had me at “nipple cupcakes” 😉
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November 13th, 2009 at 4:34 am
Funny and delicious – they’re nipplicious indeed!
November 13th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Liked the idea Niiple cupcakes its delecious
November 13th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
What the heck. . . . cupcakes with nipples?? Well, yummy. . . they do look nipplicious! LOL
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November 13th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
I never heard of shaking down the batter. I just pour them 3/4 full and pop them in the oven. I’m not the world’s best baker. I tend to estimate rather than actually measure everything with the proper measuring cups and spoons. Then I add and subtract ingredients along the way. Things tend to turn out well, for some reason. I think it’s Irish luck.
November 13th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
LOL! Love the cupcakes!
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November 14th, 2009 at 7:39 am
Just need a cherry on the top now! 😉
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November 16th, 2009 at 11:38 am
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December 4th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Wow Kathy,
The whole world is going “green,” and your going blue-with your humor that is. You’ve created tasty -and naughty-cupcakes, and they are too funny. You’ve made Rachael Ray blush. Don’t try cooking sausage and meatballs together. You might not be able to publish those photos here! -Mike.
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February 15th, 2010 at 3:28 am
haha, these are some weird cupcakes! haha. I should give my mom the receipy and she should make some for me 😀
June 7th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
LMFAO!! Im going to make some of these today!
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