Comments on: My Bacon Hand is Awesome http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html Fresh and delicious stories about anything that amuses me, confuses me, or makes me blow a gasket. Take a look around the drawer. Just leave everything where you found it. Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:06:32 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Kathy http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html/comment-page-2#comment-78534 Kathy Sat, 17 Apr 2010 09:25:15 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html#comment-78534 Jenn of Many Cabbages -- But that happens to you because I bet you have the superpower to get all the project done on time. Stop doing that! GDad -- Ah, but too easy to use it for evil! Inflatable -- I would not like that superpower. I don't want to know what people are thinking of me. I need therapy now as it is. Andre Nievo -- I run almost every time. Or get behind someone else so they can shield me. Jennifer -- Easier for your cat, then. She won't need you clipping her nails. That's the least favorite thing my cats have done to them (for both me and THEM). Ooo, I like walking through walls. Awesome. Jenn of Many Cabbages — But that happens to you because I bet you have the superpower to get all the project done on time. Stop doing that!

GDad — Ah, but too easy to use it for evil!

Inflatable — I would not like that superpower. I don’t want to know what people are thinking of me. I need therapy now as it is.

Andre Nievo — I run almost every time. Or get behind someone else so they can shield me.

Jennifer — Easier for your cat, then. She won’t need you clipping her nails. That’s the least favorite thing my cats have done to them (for both me and THEM). Ooo, I like walking through walls. Awesome.

]]> By: Jennifer http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html/comment-page-2#comment-77014 Jennifer Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:17:13 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html#comment-77014 My cat pulls and chews on her own claws. I used to think she was the only cat alive that wished she would have been declawed...but maybe she just thinks they are bacon? Super powers, I don't know but being able to become invisible might have its uses. Or walking through wall, I would never run face first into a glass screen door again. .-= Jennifer´s last blog ..<a href="http://goatsinthegarden.blogspot.com/2010/04/is-your-family-dog-leading-double-life.html">Is Your Family Dog Leading A Double Life?</a> =-. My cat pulls and chews on her own claws. I used to think she was the only cat alive that wished she would have been declawed…but maybe she just thinks they are bacon? Super powers, I don’t know but being able to become invisible might have its uses. Or walking through wall, I would never run face first into a glass screen door again.
.-= Jennifer´s last blog ..Is Your Family Dog Leading A Double Life? =-.

]]> By: Andre Nievo http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html/comment-page-2#comment-76520 Andre Nievo Mon, 05 Apr 2010 01:48:35 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html#comment-76520 I too is afraid of dogs they have bitten my ankle once. That's why I do the same like what you did when I see dogs approaching. I too is afraid of dogs they have bitten my ankle once. That’s why I do the same like what you did when I see dogs approaching.

]]> By: Inflatable http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html/comment-page-2#comment-73789 Inflatable Sun, 21 Mar 2010 20:19:24 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html#comment-73789 Ha! I thought I wrote about random and crazy stuff. A hand made out of bacon huh? I almost said reading minds, but would you really want to know everything people are thinking of? It would be kind of fun though if you're in a meeting at work. I'm going to go with teleporting. Ha! I thought I wrote about random and crazy stuff. A hand made out of bacon huh? I almost said reading minds, but would you really want to know everything people are thinking of? It would be kind of fun though if you’re in a meeting at work. I’m going to go with teleporting.

]]> By: GDad http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html/comment-page-2#comment-73597 GDad Sat, 20 Mar 2010 20:29:48 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html#comment-73597 Teleportation and flying would be nice, but I've always sort of wanted invisibility. If I could combine teleportation and invisibility, I think I'd have a winning combo. Mind reading/writing would be neat, too. It might be a bit prone to abuse, though. Also, along the lines of Bacon Hands, check out Salad Fingers on the web. Sort of semi-safe for work. .-= GDad´s last blog ..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/CranialHyperossification/~3/CQzqdU2Gn44/happy-equinox.html">Happy Equinox!</a> =-. Teleportation and flying would be nice, but I’ve always sort of wanted invisibility. If I could combine teleportation and invisibility, I think I’d have a winning combo.

Mind reading/writing would be neat, too. It might be a bit prone to abuse, though.

Also, along the lines of Bacon Hands, check out Salad Fingers on the web. Sort of semi-safe for work.
.-= GDad´s last blog ..Happy Equinox! =-.

]]> By: Jenn of Many Cabbages http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html/comment-page-2#comment-72853 Jenn of Many Cabbages Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:56:35 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html#comment-72853 I would like to have psychic powers that enable me to predict in advance when my bosses are going to give me three big projects at the same time, due all at the same time. Then I could prep in the lull I usually have the week before they happen. .-= Jenn of Many Cabbages´s last blog ..<a href="http://www.cabbagesnkings.net/2010/03/peter-graves-booth-scrounge-and-mission.html">Peter Graves, Booth Scrounge and the Mission Impossible</a> =-. I would like to have psychic powers that enable me to predict in advance when my bosses are going to give me three big projects at the same time, due all at the same time. Then I could prep in the lull I usually have the week before they happen.
.-= Jenn of Many Cabbages´s last blog ..Peter Graves, Booth Scrounge and the Mission Impossible =-.

]]> By: Kathy http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html/comment-page-2#comment-72768 Kathy Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:49:00 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html#comment-72768 Lisa Alerity -- Extra sympathies then. Data Entry Services -- I know! meleah rebeccah -- It was, and the sad thing is I can never prove it. I just have to achieve it again. Trying right now! Anna -- I'd like to blink myself to the end of today so I can go back to bed. JD at I Do Things -- Oh, I totally agree with the sprinkles thing. They can put a man on the moon, but they can't do anything about sprinkle loss? Geesh. Lisa Alerity — Extra sympathies then.

Data Entry Services — I know!

meleah rebeccah — It was, and the sad thing is I can never prove it. I just have to achieve it again. Trying right now!

Anna — I’d like to blink myself to the end of today so I can go back to bed.

JD at I Do Things — Oh, I totally agree with the sprinkles thing. They can put a man on the moon, but they can’t do anything about sprinkle loss? Geesh.

]]> By: JD at I Do Things http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html/comment-page-2#comment-72651 JD at I Do Things Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:42:30 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html#comment-72651 It's donut hands or nothing for me, I'm afraid. Unless it's cupcakes and the same principle that keeps your bacon hand from getting all greasy keeps my sprinkles intact. WTF. I'm not even stoned. .-= JD at I Do Things´s last blog ..<a href="http://idothings.info/i-spent-5-days-and-4-nights-at-a-luxury-hospital-so-you-dont-have-to/">I Spent 5 Days and 4 Nights at a Luxury . . . Hospital so you don’t have to</a> =-. It’s donut hands or nothing for me, I’m afraid. Unless it’s cupcakes and the same principle that keeps your bacon hand from getting all greasy keeps my sprinkles intact.

WTF. I’m not even stoned.
.-= JD at I Do Things´s last blog ..I Spent 5 Days and 4 Nights at a Luxury . . . Hospital so you don’t have to =-.

]]> By: Anna http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html/comment-page-2#comment-72628 Anna Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:59:20 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html#comment-72628 Yeah, I'm all for the Jeannie *blink* thing so that all I have to do is *blink* and all those tedious chores are done leaving more time for the things I'd much rather be doing! Right now, I'd be using that power to paint every room in my house! .-= Anna´s last blog ..<a href="http://arosebyname2.blogspot.com/2010/03/ok-enough-of-that-snow-photo.html">OK, Enough of That Snow Photo!</a> =-. Yeah, I’m all for the Jeannie *blink* thing so that all I have to do is *blink* and all those tedious chores are done leaving more time for the things I’d much rather be doing! Right now, I’d be using that power to paint every room in my house!
.-= Anna´s last blog ..OK, Enough of That Snow Photo! =-.

]]> By: meleah rebeccah http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html/comment-page-1#comment-72615 meleah rebeccah Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:20:47 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html#comment-72615 "And think of how happy I’d be if I could snap my fingers and get my awesome Bejeweled score back?" AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAhahahahaha. That WOULD be awesome! That was The Best Score EVER! *said the jealous girl* .-= meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..<a href="http://mommamiameaculpa.com/?p=4410">Doing Things Differently™ – My Week In Review [Part Six]</a> =-. “And think of how happy I’d be if I could snap my fingers and get my awesome Bejeweled score back?”

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAhahahahaha. That WOULD be awesome! That was The Best Score EVER! *said the jealous girl*
.-= meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..Doing Things Differently™ – My Week In Review [Part Six] =-.

]]> By: Data Entry Services http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html/comment-page-1#comment-72575 Data Entry Services Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:15:47 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html#comment-72575 What crazy person was encouraging that kitty to eat his paw? What crazy person was encouraging that kitty to eat his paw?

]]> By: Lisa - Alterity http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html/comment-page-1#comment-72573 Lisa - Alterity Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:09:40 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html#comment-72573 Kathy, I wish I could say she was a teenager. She is an adult! .-= Lisa - Alterity´s last blog ..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AntiqueAndVintageButtonJewelry/~3/akv1u8DBngw/i-would-go-to.html">I Would Go To.....</a> =-. Kathy, I wish I could say she was a teenager. She is an adult!
.-= Lisa – Alterity´s last blog ..I Would Go To….. =-.

]]> By: Kathy http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html/comment-page-1#comment-72544 Kathy Tue, 16 Mar 2010 09:52:35 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html#comment-72544 Regan -- But do you eat your hand too? I'm intrigued by these sandwich gloves of which you speak. Auntie E -- I would like that, too. Why has no one perfected this Orb thing? Why must it only be sci-fi? Why aren't we making more progress on this front? Duni -- I love how practical your wish is. I have a friend who's a knitter and I think she would opt for a never-ending skein. I did love that purse! So beautiful! Lola -- Hmmm, now there's an idea. Maybe my cat would prefer a treat dipped in cat nip instead of bacon. Yes, my bacon hand would be fried,but not overly crispy, since I like it on the bendy side. I'd be blinking things to fast and furious I'd never have my eyes open. bj at Green Goods Guide -- It's best not to guess. I like how your wish is so specific. I agree that hovering is better. You don't have to take a straight shot from point A to point B. You can hang around a while. Lisa Alerity -- Uh-oh. So sorry to hear that. Is she a teen, by any chance? Because teen girls are a whole other species of animal. You can't control them. It says so in the manual. Silly Willy -- Har! Mmmmm, marshmallow.... Wendy -- I admire your commitment to using your power only for good. That's an important factor here. We can't just go around showing off our powers willy nilly. You are to be commended. Sorry about the MIL. meleah rebeccah -- So simple and think of all the time we'd save if we could just make things materialize before us? And think of all the good we could do snapping our fingers to cure disease and solve world hunger. And think of how happy I'd be if I could snap my fingers and get my awesome Bejeweled score back? Crabby Blogging Lady -- We weirdos are the glue that keeps the world together. Or something like that. Maybe we just <i>sniff</i> glue. So THAT'S how you manage? Rolling pin? I gotta get me one of those. sem wiz kid -- I'm staying away from her too. Then again, she likes me, so perhaps I don't have to worry about the Rolling Pin of Death. Regan — But do you eat your hand too? I’m intrigued by these sandwich gloves of which you speak.

Auntie E — I would like that, too. Why has no one perfected this Orb thing? Why must it only be sci-fi? Why aren’t we making more progress on this front?

Duni — I love how practical your wish is. I have a friend who’s a knitter and I think she would opt for a never-ending skein. I did love that purse! So beautiful!

Lola — Hmmm, now there’s an idea. Maybe my cat would prefer a treat dipped in cat nip instead of bacon. Yes, my bacon hand would be fried,but not overly crispy, since I like it on the bendy side. I’d be blinking things to fast and furious I’d never have my eyes open.

bj at Green Goods Guide — It’s best not to guess. I like how your wish is so specific. I agree that hovering is better. You don’t have to take a straight shot from point A to point B. You can hang around a while.

Lisa Alerity — Uh-oh. So sorry to hear that. Is she a teen, by any chance? Because teen girls are a whole other species of animal. You can’t control them. It says so in the manual.

Silly Willy — Har! Mmmmm, marshmallow….

Wendy — I admire your commitment to using your power only for good. That’s an important factor here. We can’t just go around showing off our powers willy nilly. You are to be commended. Sorry about the MIL.

meleah rebeccah — So simple and think of all the time we’d save if we could just make things materialize before us? And think of all the good we could do snapping our fingers to cure disease and solve world hunger. And think of how happy I’d be if I could snap my fingers and get my awesome Bejeweled score back?

Crabby Blogging Lady — We weirdos are the glue that keeps the world together. Or something like that. Maybe we just sniff glue. So THAT’S how you manage? Rolling pin? I gotta get me one of those.

sem wiz kid — I’m staying away from her too. Then again, she likes me, so perhaps I don’t have to worry about the Rolling Pin of Death.

]]> By: sem_wiz_kid http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html/comment-page-1#comment-72518 sem_wiz_kid Tue, 16 Mar 2010 07:40:40 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html#comment-72518 I love the present template of your blog…and thanks to you…a great way of spreading link luv :D any ways .. for a super power i wud like to be like ichigo kurasaki of bleach anime...i am intoxicated about reading that manga... O-o and i will keep away from crabby B lady :P .-= sem_wiz_kid´s last blog ..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/tathya-india/~3/va8iDXZ-eGo/">Search Engine Marketing by Social Search</a> =-. I love the present template of your blog…and thanks to you…a great way of spreading link luv :D
any ways .. for a super power i wud like to be like ichigo kurasaki of bleach anime…i am intoxicated about reading that manga… O-o
and i will keep away from crabby B lady :P
.-= sem_wiz_kid´s last blog ..Search Engine Marketing by Social Search =-.

]]> By: Crabby Blogging Lady http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html/comment-page-1#comment-72479 Crabby Blogging Lady Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:25:41 +0000 http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/2010/03/my-bacon-hand-is-awesome.html#comment-72479 Bwahahah!! I love you, Kathy. You're one of the few weirdo people who makes me feel less guilty about how weird I am. I have wacky dreams, and when I mention them, everyone looks at me like I'm a nutcase. HA! Little do they know! Go figure. Gee, a superpower. Mine would be to have a magical rolling pin. When I bonk people over the head, they are either instantly as smart and cognitive as I am about everything, or they fall to the wayside. Oh wait, I already have it... .-= Crabby Blogging Lady´s last blog ..<a href="http://www.crabbyblogginglady.com/physician-heal-your-dang-self/">Physician, Heal Your Dang Self</a> =-. Bwahahah!! I love you, Kathy. You’re one of the few weirdo people who makes me feel less guilty about how weird I am. I have wacky dreams, and when I mention them, everyone looks at me like I’m a nutcase. HA! Little do they know! Go figure.

Gee, a superpower. Mine would be to have a magical rolling pin. When I bonk people over the head, they are either instantly as smart and cognitive as I am about everything, or they fall to the wayside. Oh wait, I already have it…
.-= Crabby Blogging Lady´s last blog ..Physician, Heal Your Dang Self =-.

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