My husband Dave is doing the low-carb thing and this is what I found boiling on the stove on Sunday.

Can’t even identify it. I imagine the description on the package read “A slab of something that grunted once. 5.99/lb.”

I nearly threw up.

I’m sorry, meat just ain’t right if it’s boiled. Club it over the head and fry it, I always say. I like meat to sizzle and have a crust, not look quite so fresh and fleshy.

I can’t be a vegetarian, but I can’t do this either.

Bon appetit.

Or not.

meat thing

Stumble it!