Really Bad Potato Chip Nursery Rhyme
food July 13th, 2011Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her bag of Lay’s.
Along came a chip,
That she wanted to skip.
Because, really, how often do you find one with a big, fat exclamation point in the middle of it?
Or something like that.
Stumble it!
July 13th, 2011 at 4:42 am
Did you take the bag of potato chips on the elevator at work? Maybe it was expressing surprise at seeing the owl.
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July 13th, 2011 at 5:16 am
You should sell it on ebay!
http://shop.ebay.com/i.html?_nkw=potato+chip&_frs=1&_trksid=p3286.c0.m359
July 13th, 2011 at 6:24 am
if you flip it to the side with the 2 holes at the top, its a set of eyes and a wide mouth
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July 13th, 2011 at 6:58 am
!!!!! I’ll bet that was your reaction upon seeing that! I once had a piece of bread with a belly button.
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July 13th, 2011 at 7:10 am
Sell it on Ebay? I’m cracking up.
July 13th, 2011 at 7:21 am
Hahaha. I suppose you could try selling it on eBay, but that tortilla with the Virgin Mary on it is going to make your chip a hard sell.
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July 13th, 2011 at 7:28 am
It certainly comes to something when chips have their own point of view on things, but what though!
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July 13th, 2011 at 7:54 am
You find the weirdest stuff! As someone who has studied western chip mythology. I believe it was exclaiming surprise at the lack of a dip.
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July 13th, 2011 at 8:39 am
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Eating his bag of Lay’s,
He put in his thumb and made a big hole in a chip and said, “Oh my! I made an exclamation mark”
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July 13th, 2011 at 9:26 am
As long as it does not have a semi-colon on the chip, I think it is safe to eat.
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July 13th, 2011 at 10:36 am
Maybe the chip was trying to emphasize the deliciousness that is Lays.
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July 13th, 2011 at 10:45 am
Looks like good luck, to me!
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July 13th, 2011 at 4:27 pm
I kind of thought it looked like a toilet seat. But that’s just me.
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July 13th, 2011 at 5:58 pm
Maybe it was surprised to see you?
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July 13th, 2011 at 6:30 pm
Uh-oh! The fryer spit on your chip
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July 13th, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Wow, it looks just like The Guardian of Forever!
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July 14th, 2011 at 1:08 am
I can’t believe you didn’t bust out the rest of the bag and make a sentence that was worth exclaiming.
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July 14th, 2011 at 8:23 am
Hm… isn’t it the Virgin Mary? heehee
July 14th, 2011 at 11:37 am
Doesn’t anybody see the baby Jesus in that chip?
July 14th, 2011 at 12:44 pm
OMG. It really DOES look like an exclamation point. And for the record, I loved this poem!
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July 14th, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Very interesting. But I think its better if you had rotated the chip 180degrees to the left, then you would have had a OMG face chip.
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July 14th, 2011 at 7:05 pm
My friend Aly had a perfect specimen of a Dorito recently. It was perfectly triangular and perfectly flat, with no chipped corners. It was perfectly cheesy, with even distribution in a heavy layer of the yummy nacho cheesiness that makes Doritos so tasty. Sadly, she had the opposite reaction you had. The Dorito was so awesome that she couldn’t resist eating it before I had a chance to see it. And she didn’t even take a picture!
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July 15th, 2011 at 2:38 am
Am actually glad you found this chip else we would have missed this beautiful nursery rhyme by you
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July 15th, 2011 at 12:39 pm
Have you called Lays? I know you have connections with chip people and I’m sure they’d love to hear from you again.
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July 16th, 2011 at 11:34 pm
worst. poem. ever. (but, i say that as a loving friend who only wants the best for you.
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July 18th, 2011 at 10:47 am
Did you eat the chip?
July 18th, 2011 at 1:50 pm
I like Lays potato chips but I can eat just one.
(This is a really bad poem, sorry.)
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July 21st, 2011 at 6:06 pm
Little known fact, chips with punctuation marks are calorie free! (But only if you run a mile.)
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July 21st, 2011 at 8:53 pm
Found your blog today while googling “junk drawer”. I love it! You’re very funny. : )
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