It’s Best Just to Stay Away From Me
Blogging August 10th, 2011
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
It has been eleven days since my last blog post.
Not a lot going on here, except work is sucking me dry. I’m tired, cranky and can’t think, type or speak straight.
I’m ready for autumn like yesterday and the take-out place I got dinner from tonight burned my garlic knots.
When I woke up this morning, I stretched real good over my head and then promptly pulled something in my neck.
I can’t look left. Maybe never again.
Yesterday I stress-ate 25 caramel creams one right after the other and then I had to unbutton my pants to breathe. Also got a monster sugar headache. Duh.
I tripped while walking and stubbed my toe and then slammed my shin against a table and now I’m black and blue and stupid.
Basically, I’m real cranky and no one should talk to me unless they come bearing a box of chocolates. Or flowers. Or chocolate flowers.
Hope you’re all having a better week than me, full of sunshine and unicorns.
Someone should.
I’ll be back to regular posting when I think something is funny. Even if it’s me finding out I’ve been walking around with a trail of toilet paper stuck to my shoe.
At the rate I’m going……
Stumble it!
August 10th, 2011 at 6:08 pm
I think you and I are on the same page, girlfriend. I am tired and cranky and I have NO business trying to socialize with anyone.
meleah rebeccah´s last blog post ..Boobies!!
August 10th, 2011 at 6:12 pm
sounds like a normal day to me…:)
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August 10th, 2011 at 6:14 pm
You know, its bad enough to randomly hurt yourself. But when someone burns my carbs imma choke a bitch.
Shieldmaiden1196´s last blog post ..Summer Breeze
August 10th, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Sunday my kid jumped into my chest and gave me a huge bruise with his knobby knees. Monday he leaped toward me and slammed into my big toe. Last night he leaned his boney elbow into my bruised chest. Honestly, I’ve been flinching like a Vietnam vet with post traumatic stress..waiting for the kid to hit me again out of nowhere, causing me pain.
Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings´s last blog post ..The kids are on the roof
August 10th, 2011 at 6:36 pm
OMG, wait! Sugar causes headaches? No wonder I go through so much ibuprofen.
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August 10th, 2011 at 6:57 pm
I best keep away from Bejeweled then. You know, just in case I do good.
25? Really?
Hope things pick up for you.
Babs (beetle)´s last blog post ..“Is your bedroom window open?”
August 10th, 2011 at 7:07 pm
We are sharing a crappy week. I will feel sorry for you as I am tired of feeling sorry for myself.
I hope it gets better for both of us soon.
August 10th, 2011 at 7:09 pm
When we have days like that around here, I am reminded of a quote from “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Day”, which says, ahem, “some days are like that… even in Australia”. To which my kids roll their eyes and continue in their crankiness.
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August 10th, 2011 at 7:36 pm
What a rough time you are having. Certainly hope things improve for you. Guess you over stretched, huh? Maybe you should take a vacation!
Karen and Gerard´s last blog post ..A Cool Bridge At The Park
August 10th, 2011 at 8:14 pm
k-ster was at the DMV in a long line of men in front of whom was a woman who had tucked her sundress into her g string so her butt cheek was hanging out. and none of them thought it appropriate to let her know. at least that wasn’t you. it wasn’t, was it?
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August 10th, 2011 at 9:56 pm
My mother and I STILL check our feet after leaving a public bathroom…. !!!!
You DID post something funny… you took lemons and made lemonade. It WILL get better!!!!!
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August 10th, 2011 at 10:31 pm
Good lord what IS it with today. I had a 15-20 minute period where I got a difficult work task, toilet overflowed and swamped the bathroom, youngest child took the last of my milk (I can only do goat thanks to milk sensitivity and hadn’t had milk in like a month or more) AND put the empty carton BACK in the fridge, daughter started to have an asthma attack and I find that my husband has BOTH inhalers WITH HIM…45 mins away.
My food I had made got cold while dealing with this 🙁
Also wound up in conversation with the terminally dim…and now blogger won’t let me log in and facebook is messing up.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:19 pm
But did you fall into a fountain and have it go viral on YouTube?
Tell work to stop being a bitch.
I kept running into people I knew at the produce department. But we just talked, no fender benders or anything.
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August 11th, 2011 at 2:22 am
It’s Mercury going retrograde or some such. Please dig deep in your Junk Drawer Kathy – I miss your great humour.
August 11th, 2011 at 3:28 am
Time will come, stress will be gone. But for the mean time, we will wait until all things you need to be done is done. Ugh, RHYMES!
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August 11th, 2011 at 3:45 am
Where I am (currently: the Netherlands, Europe) it IS autumn, and has been, since about halfway into June. Storm, rain, temperatures of 18C if you’re lucky (but we’ve had days of 13C in the afternoon), and the leaves are already beginning to discolor.
In other words, a typical, fun filled Dutch summer! And on top of THAT one still pulls muscles, has headaches, and stubs one’s toe. (True story: once got out of bed and stubbed my little toe so hard against a bookcase next to my bed, that it – the book case, not the bed – fell over, the books all spilling on the floor. The pain in the toe was so bad that I didn’t utter a sound. Very calmly, I stepped back into bed. And there waited. Until the pain would subside.)
August 11th, 2011 at 7:58 am
We love you! Not just your humor. You…..
August 11th, 2011 at 8:15 am
I always think i can’t made thing are difficult until one day i realized that God never give a problem that we cannot stand he know better that we do so i suggest better to fight to success your goal.
Nenessa´s last blog post ..angry birds game
August 11th, 2011 at 8:44 am
You’re funny… You’re having a bad day but you still make others laugh
August 11th, 2011 at 9:57 am
I think you need a 2 days vacation this weekend.. I hope to hear a good weekend for you.. I hate a cranky people but I love to cheer them up..
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August 11th, 2011 at 10:07 am
I just love reading your posts. Please, no matter how bad things get, do not relocate to the tundra.
August 11th, 2011 at 10:55 am
The publicist just had to send Brewster the goat to the butcher.
She is sad.
I am sad
Sarah the goat is very sad.
Luke is kind of happy. No more competition
Pricilla – Famous SpokesGoat´s last blog post ..We Say Goodbye to Brewster the Goat
August 11th, 2011 at 4:40 pm
Hang upside down by your knees. That will unpinch the nerve in your neck. But don’t do it until you’ve digested the caramels. They taste nasty as stomach contents. Looking forward to your recovery.
Fred Miller´s last blog post ..Pay Attention in School!
August 11th, 2011 at 5:00 pm
Well, whenever a bunch of bad stuff happens, it means good stuff is just around the corner! I hope you turn that corner soon.
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August 11th, 2011 at 9:38 pm
Awww, sorry it’s sucking for you right now. I would have thought that summer time would be easier when school is out. Or did it just start up again? I never know these things any more.
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August 12th, 2011 at 6:00 am
Here you go. I hope you feel better 🙂
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August 12th, 2011 at 9:10 am
EEEK! I’ve had those days/weeks too and the only thing you can remember is that “this too shall pass”. I know, I know–I hate that saying, but sadly it is true. In the meantime, lay low and hope it all blows over.
I think you are allowed 26 caramel cremes in this situation.
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August 13th, 2011 at 9:10 am
Oh don’t worry, there’ll be a turnaround soon. You can also eat ice cream if you want! 🙂
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August 13th, 2011 at 10:58 am
good luck with your week. When I feel like that Retail therapy is really the only thing to bring me out of it.
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August 14th, 2011 at 3:50 am
Haha, bad day? well, better not be upset with it.. cheer up! tomorrow is another day.. 🙂
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August 15th, 2011 at 1:49 pm
It sounds like it was a good week for me to be outta Dodge. 😉
August 15th, 2011 at 3:17 pm
“Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been months since I visited The Junk Drawer!”
Michael J. Kannengieser´s last blog post ..A Ghost in the Dunes
August 15th, 2011 at 11:55 pm
When I was in nursing school I broke a finger and a toe (at different times), got ringworm from the cat at work, divorced, moved (twice), and had the worst cold of my life every term for two years. So I hear you.
Impetua´s last blog post ..Creeeeeak
August 17th, 2011 at 10:01 am
the last month i having a problem with my boyfriend i couldn’t think that problem will solve,then to the next day i said to my self that I commit to God what ever happens to me.
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August 18th, 2011 at 1:31 am
You know what the best solution to feeling stressed out is? Some wicked comfort food.
Or at least a bit of extra sleep.
Love your blog, and I’ll be back often!
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August 18th, 2011 at 1:33 am
Here’s Hoping that you have sunshine filled warm days soon, soon, soon! 🙂
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August 18th, 2011 at 8:12 pm
It looks like you need some cheering up.. btw, I like your blog.. I’ll be back for more..
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August 20th, 2011 at 5:38 pm
I would make a suggestion to you if you are stressed out.
Watch the movie: Little Miss Sunshine
=D