phone padSo I call the 800 number for my bank and all I’m trying to do is get a listing of my recent ATM transactions. I got far through the menu, after giving my 16-digit account number, social security number, PIN, what I had for dinner and my tax returns for the last five years.

Beep, boop, beep, boop, beep, boop, beep, pound. Geez.

Finally, auto-lady is going to start reading off my transactions.

Then I coughed and that caused the auto-lady to say she would transfer me to a human. The ONE time I don’t actually need a human and I get one.

Story of my life.

Stumble it!