Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Bizarre, Fun November 1st, 2008To get away from Bob of Survivor. People kept confusing them for twins and the chicken was insulted.
Dude, eat something. Anything. Grass, bugs, another contestant. Something.
Stumble it!
November 3rd, 2008 at 6:51 pm
He still reminds me of Bill Nye, the science guy.
November 3rd, 2008 at 7:13 pm
I need to start watching Survivor again. Or maybe not, if this is what I’d have to look at this season.
haleyhughes’s last blog post..Pumpkin guts galore
November 3rd, 2008 at 7:34 pm
My frickin cat weighs more than this freak! ewww!!
Jenn’s last blog post..Free sex toys — and much more — for voting!!!
November 4th, 2008 at 7:07 am
I am not worried or wondered to see him because I have seen more than that. Perhaps when we have such body at that age, it is difficult to get back. I think it is very normal.
November 5th, 2008 at 11:04 am
This is what happens when you watch too much television.
Happy trails.
Swubird’s last blog post..THE ENTREPRENEUR
November 5th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
ann of the junkdrawerblogfamily — I think you’ve always been smitten with him. Am I right?
haleyhughes — This is the only grotesquely underweight contestant I’ve ever seen. I think you’re safe next time.
Jenn — I think mine does, too. Hell, I say we get Bob a bag of Science Diet and let him go to town.
dog training — I don’t think I’ll ever be one of those very thin older people. I don’t want it then. I want it now! But not like Bob.
Swubird — What? You get skinny like that, or you start blogging about the freaks?
November 5th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
wow, gross…
rusty’s last blog post..President Obama’s Speech
November 5th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Kathy, please remove Bob’s picture. It is making me not want to eat chicken anymore, especially those yummy crunchy wings. Or perhaps I’ll just try to remember not to scroll down your home page for a few more posts.
Vivienne’s last blog post..Walking the Line
November 5th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
rusty — Yes, very.
Vivienne — I’m sorry. I don’t want to ruin your love of all things chicken. Did you ever see Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? Maybe you could have that done. Again, real sorry.
November 6th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
hi Kathy,
I saw your blog on Lin’s Telling It Like It Is blogroll, and clicked through because of the name. Every house I’ve ever lived in has always had or ended up with a junk drawer. I just hate when a knife or screwdriver gets stuck sticking up (because of all the stuff crammed in it) when you close the drawer and then you can’t get it open easily. Where am I going with this…
Well, based on the number of comments on your blog, readers have no problem getting your “junk drawer” open. Wow.
As to this post, the title got me to click through, and the picture insures I will never watch the show (I saw the first Survivor and loved it, but then lost interest on the second one, can’t believe it’s still on…)
Anyway, great blog name!
~ Steve (aka the Trade Show Guru)
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November 6th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
OMG!! how gross. He makes me want to go to SAFEWAY and buy him some lunch or something.
survivor’s last blog post..Thanks to My Top Droppers Entrecard
November 7th, 2008 at 9:24 am
That is a wicked elderly chicken…Survivor needs to provide like a f’ing protein bar for these people…It’s at the point that they all just have to sit around and look thin and crispy on the beach…and sitting makes for great TV
Collie’s last blog post..The Pinklatex Show *Listen here*
November 15th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Oh dear, Bob looks awful, but we must appreciate his tenacity and strength. He obviously isn’t as unhealthy as he looks or he wouldn’t be on survivor. Or worse, he’d be….well, you know.
November 16th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Trade Show Guru Steve — Thanks for letting me know where you found me! I don’t often learn where people come from. I’m glad you like the name. Here’s the history behind it: Back when I started the blog, I wrote about three distinctly different topics (tech tips, linguistics and humor). I thought that Junk Drawer was a good name to illustrate that people would find a weird mishmash of things here. It turns out only my humor pieces were well-received, so I shifted my focus to just that, but the name stuck.
survivor — I can barely look at that guy. I’m grossed out that he’s even on my blog! Why did I do that again?
Collie — “thin and crispy” Got that right. They ought to watch themselves. After a while, they may look appetizing to each other. Or not.
Reena — I have to believe he’s been a life-long thin person. He probably manages his calories well. But, God. That skin!
November 18th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Love a post with the word “chicken”. Thanks for the Ecard … I will return the favor when I have enough credits!!
Eric “Speedcat Hollydale”‘s last blog post..Wordless Bra Tuesday with the Mary Tyler Moore Hat Toss
November 20th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Eric “Speedcat Hollydale” — I’m getting a lot of Googly hits on “why did the chicken cross the road.” I’m sure none of those people expected Bob. Hey, if I could lower my EC ad cost, I would gladly do it. I don’t get how it all works, but I wish they’d let us lower the price voluntarily.
November 20th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
ECard is naturally leveling. The cost goes up with the number of people in the waiting list. Your Ecard is high because of “high traffic” … rightly so!
Cheers 😉
Eric “Speedcat Hollydale”‘s last blog post..Dancing with the Stars
November 23rd, 2008 at 7:08 am
Oh, that show is so bizarre. I used to watch it faithfully the first four or five seasons but then I got tired of it. I am surprised they even get any contestants willing to go on there and do that stuff. I would never go on a show like that!!!
Karen, Author of “My Funny Dad, Harry”‘s last blog post..Living Beyond Yourself by Beth Moore–The Holy Spirit
November 23rd, 2008 at 7:56 am
Karen, Author of “My Funny Dad, Harry” — I used to watch it faithfully in the beginning, but now I mostly fast-forward through it, only watching the challenges and tribal council. Yeah, those people are a little cracked.